Thursday, March 3, 2011

Describing Sounds with Jose

"weeeeeeaaaaaarrrrrhhhhhh"

Alex: "What was that????"

Jose: "A Dinosaur. Obviously"

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Guest Appereance. Defining Pasta Shapes with Mia

Mia: "I really like the pasta that looks like snailshells. What are those called?"

**crickets**

"oh ya. shells"

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Religion

"One time I baptized my friend in a kiddy pool"

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Lost and Found at the ACE hotel

"Well, anything that is lost OR found goes to security"

defining shorthand with Jose

LMK= Let Me Know

which is not to be confused with LGK. Large King

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Ballet with Jose

On whether or not Black Swan scared him "No. It just made me want to be a ballerina."

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Theories with Jose

The setting: work break taking place in Madison Square Park




Me: The squirrels are insane here.

Jose: The squirrels and the rats mate. It's a theory.